THE LIGHTER SIDE OF KARATE
Back in the late 1970's Bujinkai Karate was holding a
grading at St. Austell for all their students in
Cornwall. As usual, the morning's training passed
quickly, and as we were about to wind up and get ready
for the grading itself Sensei Whale noticed that the
Chief Instructor was not looking very happy.
He expressed some displeasure that a number of female Karateka were not wearing the correct Bujinkai uniform - namely that they had various coloured T-shirts on under their gi. The rules state that only women are allowed to wear a T-shirt under their gi jacket, and that it should be a plain white T-shirt.
"Leave it to me", Sensei Whale replied.
Ten minutes later as we bowed off , Sensei Whale asked all the female Karateka to stay on for a moment. He reminded them of the rules, expressing particular regret that one of his own first Dan students was wearing a bright green Garfield T-shirt and should have known better! He praised those with the correct T-shirt, and gave the others thirty press ups to remind them to wear the correct uniform next time.
One group went off to prepare for the grading, another group ambled off and did their press ups (cursing him under their breath), leaving a solitary woman standing in front of him, smiling.
"Is this all right, Sensei?" she asked as she pulled her gi jacket wide open, revealing that she was wearing nothing at all underneath.
"Er... Yes, that's fine", he replied.
He expressed some displeasure that a number of female Karateka were not wearing the correct Bujinkai uniform - namely that they had various coloured T-shirts on under their gi. The rules state that only women are allowed to wear a T-shirt under their gi jacket, and that it should be a plain white T-shirt.
"Leave it to me", Sensei Whale replied.
Ten minutes later as we bowed off , Sensei Whale asked all the female Karateka to stay on for a moment. He reminded them of the rules, expressing particular regret that one of his own first Dan students was wearing a bright green Garfield T-shirt and should have known better! He praised those with the correct T-shirt, and gave the others thirty press ups to remind them to wear the correct uniform next time.
One group went off to prepare for the grading, another group ambled off and did their press ups (cursing him under their breath), leaving a solitary woman standing in front of him, smiling.
"Is this all right, Sensei?" she asked as she pulled her gi jacket wide open, revealing that she was wearing nothing at all underneath.
"Er... Yes, that's fine", he replied.
Ken got fed up with bringing his son to Karate twice a
week and sitting and watching the session, so he asked
the Sensei if he could train as well. Unfortunately Ken
had been in a mining accident and had lost a leg, but
it was agreed that he could try.
Ken had a special leg built for him so he could swivel and execute kicks "after a fashion", and he compensated for his limited mobility with very fast and devastating hand techniques.
When Ken was an orange belt he was sparring with a blue belt twenty years his junior, and got caught with a thrusting side kick that sent him sprawling. As he fell the straps holding his artificial leg broke, and as Ken was prostrate on the floor his leg ended up spinning round and round beside him.
We have a sort of unwritten rule during sparring.. if your opponent falls, slips, trips or is thrown to the floor you finish him/her off immediately before they can get up again - failure to do so resulting in a penalty of twenty press ups!
The blue belt hesitated a moment, then went in to deliver the killing blow. As he moved in, Ken grabbed his artificial leg by the ankle and hit the blue belt on the side of the head with it, knocking him over and stunning him. The whole room collapsed into fits of laughter as Ken hopped around the prone blue belt waving his leg and cried ''that'll teach you!''
Eventually Ken had to stop training as he got an evening job, but he graded to purple belt, and the last time I saw him he was jogging seven miles a day to keep fit.
Ken had a special leg built for him so he could swivel and execute kicks "after a fashion", and he compensated for his limited mobility with very fast and devastating hand techniques.
When Ken was an orange belt he was sparring with a blue belt twenty years his junior, and got caught with a thrusting side kick that sent him sprawling. As he fell the straps holding his artificial leg broke, and as Ken was prostrate on the floor his leg ended up spinning round and round beside him.
We have a sort of unwritten rule during sparring.. if your opponent falls, slips, trips or is thrown to the floor you finish him/her off immediately before they can get up again - failure to do so resulting in a penalty of twenty press ups!
The blue belt hesitated a moment, then went in to deliver the killing blow. As he moved in, Ken grabbed his artificial leg by the ankle and hit the blue belt on the side of the head with it, knocking him over and stunning him. The whole room collapsed into fits of laughter as Ken hopped around the prone blue belt waving his leg and cried ''that'll teach you!''
Eventually Ken had to stop training as he got an evening job, but he graded to purple belt, and the last time I saw him he was jogging seven miles a day to keep fit.
(Shihan Whale has the rather dubious honour of being runner up in the 1995 Cornish Sumo Wrestling Championships).
Though not a "bulky" person, skills learned from Karate (co-ordination, timing, balance and side stepping) got him through to the final where he faced a huge rugby player from Newlyn.
The guy was like a solid block of concrete and would not budge. Shihan Whale just bounced off him, and was eventually slowly, but surely, bulldozed out of the ring.
A classic newspaper shot from about the early 1990's - Alex Blamey (left) vs. Robin Whale (right).
Thanks to Becky Curtis for the clipping - she's the one sitting on the floor just behind Robin Whale's left hip.
The photo was copied from a cave painting originally made when Noah was an apprentice!
There are no prizes for guessing who the aspiring kata champion is!
Richard Collett certainly knows how to win a girl's heart with his style of romance.
Actually, this was taken at a pressure point seminar. Whatever he's doing it looks like fun!
